PinnedRobert VetterScene: My Roommate Sees Me NakedSetting: The living of a shared apartment between college students. It’s worth it to mention that they are both queer. They’re fishing in…5 min read·Dec 21, 2021--6--6
PinnedRobert VetterinSlackjawSex Tips From Peasants Who Married Their Way Out Of Serfdom“I became the wife of the local feudal lord after doing what I call ‘The Crown and Scepter.’ While gripping his loins, yank on his hair…3 min read·Dec 5, 2021--3--3
Robert VetterinSlackjawCongratulations! You Have Been Selected To Die For Our True Crime DocuseriesHello from all of us at Netflix. Allow us to be the first to congratulate you for being selected as the murder victim in our upcoming true…3 min read·Apr 12, 2022--4--4
Robert VetterLove Potions and KombuchaIt’s mid-January and I’m on one of my many trips to the bodega near my apartment. The staff is familiar with me — they’ve seen me enter…5 min read·Feb 15, 2022--1--1
Robert VetterMy Wife Just Left Me, Class. Here’s Your Math WorksheetIf you make $35,000 a year, an average teacher’s salary, and you have to pay monthly alimony payments of $2,500 and rent of $400. How much…2 min read·Jan 3, 2022----
Robert VetterCancellation: 2021Each year, we say goodbye to a number of celebrities. Not from death, but something arguably worse. Where death provides immediate release…4 min read·Dec 31, 2021----
Robert VetterThe Ethics of Making an Instagram for Your Dog (and Using it for Your Own ProWhen I started my job at a dog daycare, I was introduced to an aspect of dog handling that I was totally unprepared for, and led to…8 min read·Dec 14, 2021----
Robert VetterDid I Join a Startup… or Something Far More Sinister?I’m writing to this column for some job advice. I’m not looking for a job, in fact I have one. I’m more trying to get a second opinion…3 min read·Nov 23, 2021----
Robert VetterChow Down, Chow HoundI’m going to open this with a letter to my younger self:4 min read·Nov 9, 2021----
Robert VetterThe Muppets Give Their Thoughts on the IATSE StrikeIt’s been a few weeks since the International Alliance of Theatrical Stage Employees called for a strike for safer working conditions and…4 min read·Nov 1, 2021----